This is a running page (soon to be) chock full of absolute "information" (read: junk) all about me, the humble webmaster. You can analyze it as much as you want.

The Basics
Name: M.R. Hallenbeck
Alias: Kabuki Ken Noh
City of Residence: Lubbock, TX
College Major: History
   Area of Proficiency: History of Philosophy, Early Twentieth-Century Business Practice
Academic Nemesis: Computer Science
Birthday: November 2
   Traditional Zodiac: Scorpio

Seven things...

i am afraid of
1. loneliness
2. rejection
3. loss
4. not being creative
5. bad grades
6. dirty objects or people
7. spoiled consumables

i don't understand
1. christianity
2. playing hard-to-get
3. democracy's 'greatness'
4. war
5. unnecessary complexity
6. fanboys / fangirls
7. missing socks

i love
1. all of my family
2. all of my friends
3. being creative; writing, drawing, et cetera...
4. rainstorms
5. beautiful music
6. affection
7. dolphins

i hate
1. SUVs
2. engineering in general
3. dishonesty
4. war
5. misspelling in 'professional' documents
6. trends for the sake of being trendy
7. poor taste in humour, wit, and sarcasm

that are goals of mine
1. create my own line of videogames
2. escape the southern u.s.
3. meet, court, and marry the girl of my dreams
4. have at least one son and one daughter
5. learn a european language and an oriental language
6. find the right religion
7. be satisfied with everything in my life

on my desk
1. my computer
2. action figures, plush animals, statuettes
3. the 'canada' collage Lauren gave me
4. the big coffee cup my sister gave me
5. millions of papers
6. mountain dew cans
7. some sort of snack, preferably strawberry or peach puffs

about me
1. i crave companionship, affection, and love
2. though i value time alone
3. i want to be famous
4. but i don't need to be rich
5. i am very highly emotional, more than i ever let on
6. i like to express myself in many different ways
7. i have an insatiable thirst for more knowledge

favourite actors
1. jason lee
2. loren dean
3. malcolm mcdowell
4. jude law
5. jimmy stewart
6. dave foley
7. the keanu!

favourite actresses
1. julia roberts
2. carrie fisher
3. eva marie saint
4. kim novak
5. carrie-anne moss
6. maura tierney
7. jessica pare

favourite television shows
1. kids in the hall
2. news radio
3. the simpsons
4. aqua teen hunger force
5. south park
6. andy richter controls the universe
7. sportscenter

My Celtic Astrology
WALNUT TREE (Passion) - unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.